Thought you all would like to know why.....

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!



NICKNAMES:
~If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
~If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT:
~When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
~When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators!



MONEY:
~A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs..
~A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale!



BATHROOMS:
~A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
~The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items!



ARGUMENTS:
~A woman has the last word in any argument.
~Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



FUTURE:
~A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
~A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS:
~A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
~A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



MARRIAGE:
~A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
~A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



DRESSING UP:
~A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
~A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL:
~Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
~Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING:
~Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
~A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
~A married man should just forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!



THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH TO KICK START YOUR DAY!